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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 18:51

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

Another attempt resulted in ...

Freaks and Cheeks

Unacceptable again!

Measles 'exposure event' confirmed in Great Falls - KRTV

They put up a sign reading

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

Elden Ring Nightreign maintenance makes matchmaking less of a headache - Eurogamer

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Hysterias & Posteriors

What was Easter day like for you as a child?

No way

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Then came..

Jamie Dimon says he wouldn't count on China folding under Trump's tariffs: 'They're not scared, folks.' - Business Insider

Catatonics & High Colonics

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

These are the best new MacBook deals in June: options starting at $649 - 9to5Mac

Nuts and Butts

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

China tightens ‘whole-chain’ control on critical minerals amid US pressures - South China Morning Post

No go.

So, the docs changed it to read

Backstage Report On WWE Raw Talent Being Discussed For Worlds Collide Appearance - Wrestling Inc.

Minds and Behinds

Loons and Moons

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Why has no country adopted the SA80/L85 rifle?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Next, they tried...

Why does my private parts itch so much during certain periods?

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

No, not a chance

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